Strain Reviews

Below are reviews we have prepared of our various strains. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact us. To learn more about a strain, just click on it and you will see the full review. Just click either of the following buttons to learn where to buy our products or to view our full catalogue.

Strain Review: Candy Cake by the Jungle Boys

Strain Review: Candy Cake by the Jungle Boys

Typically, we eat cake on special occasions. Here in the world of cannabis, you don’t need an excuse to partake in the deliciousness of these baked goods. Why eat them when we can smoke them?! And in today's review, we explore another delicious cake cross, Candy Cake....

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Strain Review: Happily Ever After by Bulletproof Genetics

Strain Review: Happily Ever After by Bulletproof Genetics

Are you looking for a fairytale ending to an already fantastic day? Or do you need a boost of happiness to ease you into relaxation at the end of a rough evening? Well, we are going to learn about one of the best strains that can help you accomplish these goals. Where...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Tropic Soda by Umami Seeds

Cannabis Strain Review: Tropic Soda by Umami Seeds

Ready to feel the fizz? This strain is brought to you by Umami Seeds, so you know it’s going to be absolutely ferocious. Built upon two strains that are high THC yielders, smoking this strain is guaranteed to give you that bubbly sensation you’re looking for in a...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Cartwheels, bred by Sin City Seeds

Cannabis Strain Review: Cartwheels, bred by Sin City Seeds

We are no stranger to the great strains coming from the talented Sin City Seeds (check out their Rainbows at Night). So when I found out I would be reviewing another strain of theirs, I was pretty damn excited. Sin City Seeds is  known for their SinMint, among other...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Cake & Ice Cream by Elev8 Seeds

Cannabis Strain Review: Cake & Ice Cream by Elev8 Seeds

In the current world of cannabis strains, the cakes, cookies, and gelato dessert strains are raging in popularity. Ever since the Sherbinski crew created Gelato, and Seed Junky created Wedding Cake, breeders and fans alike have been going bonkers over these strains...

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Strain Review: Cheeti-O’s! (Cereal Milk x Cheetah Piss)

Strain Review: Cheeti-O’s! (Cereal Milk x Cheetah Piss)

Stoners unite! This strain pays homage to the poster child of side effects, the munchies! Wolfpack Selections threw together two heavy hitting hybrids that come together to create a sweet and savory treat for us all  to medicate with. Created by crossing the strains...

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Strain Review: XXX, the super loud, terpy sativa

Strain Review: XXX, the super loud, terpy sativa

Looking to get a bit naughty?! Well slip into something comfy because this strain's profile is bound to get you hot and bothered. XXX is the poster child for strains that have a loud and rambunctious terpene profile. Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy  ...

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Viking Milk: the best Cereal Milk strain cross for gaming

Viking Milk: the best Cereal Milk strain cross for gaming

If you’re looking for a strain that will hit you like a Viking, look no further.  Vikings Milk is a powerfully delicate strain that is as tasteful as it is aromatic. Being a creation by Elev8 Seeds, you can expect nothing less than exceptional traits from this...

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Angel’s Delight: a Do-si-Do cross that tastes like dessert

Angel’s Delight: a Do-si-Do cross that tastes like dessert

Tasting like the famous dessert straight  out of the 1960s, this strain is a reminder that all great things are figments of the past.  Angel's Delight is not only a strain that is supremely easy on the palette, it is holistically viable as a tool for pain mitigation....

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Strain review of Exotic Genetix Sugar Puss weed strain

Strain review of Exotic Genetix Sugar Puss weed strain

Ladies and gentleman, this cat has claws. Sugar Puss is a cross between Cheetah Piss and Bakers Dozen and was created by Exotic Genetix. Hailing from Tacoma, Washington originally, Exotic Genetix is well versed in the cannabis community and the proof is in the...

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Ricky Bobby weed strain | Strain Review of Ricky Bobby

Ricky Bobby weed strain | Strain Review of Ricky Bobby

“If you ain’t first, you’re last”. This here Ricki Bobby will most certainly make you feel like a winner throughout your day. This speedster was built by WolfPack Selections by crossing two incredible strains that have a renowned stance in the cannabis industry, Apple...

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Strain Review: Greasy Runtz weed strain

Strain Review: Greasy Runtz weed strain

Strain: Greasy Runtz Mother: Grease Monkey Father:  Runtz Bred by: Exotic Genetix (Washington) If you’re looking to grow a Runtz strain that has the familiar potency, growth patterns and nug structure as Runtz, but without the candy flavors, we got one for you....

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Strain Review: GORILLA NUT

Strain Review: GORILLA NUT

Lineage: Peanut Butter Breath x Gorilla Butter Breeder: Fresh Coast Seed Co. (Michigan) Gorilla Nut is a strain created by Fresh Coast Seed Company, a group of cannabis breeders from Michigan. They are perhaps better known for one of their other creations, Gorilla...

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Strain Review: Chernobyl | Bred by Subcool the Dank

Strain Review: Chernobyl | Bred by Subcool the Dank

Strain: Chernobyl Lineage: Trainwreck x Jack the Ripper Bred by: Subcool’s the Dank, the original “weed nerd.” Looking for a little pick me up in the morning? Or are you stumped with your current creative task and need a muse to inspire your inner artist? Well, I may...

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Honeydew Blossom strain review

Honeydew Blossom strain review

It smells of sweet and sour flowers and tastes like a silky peach with a side of lemonade. Perfect for picnics or relaxing at home while it makes you drift away into relaxation. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you Honeydew Blossom! We’re going to dive into why...

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Marijuana Strain Review: 10th Planet by Ethos Genetics

Marijuana Strain Review: 10th Planet by Ethos Genetics

For those interested in space exploration but lack Elon Musk funds, we bring you the strain 10th Planet. This well-rounded hybrid will put rocket skates on your brain and blast you through the cosmos while leaving your body nice and relaxed on the couch. Where To Buy ...

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Strain Review: End Game RBX a/k/a The Punch Line

Strain Review: End Game RBX a/k/a The Punch Line

We are back with another strain from Ethos Genetics. This time, we decided to grow one of their "End Game" crosses. We chose the End Game backcross for its fruity profile and large yield potential. Let's dive right in and see what we found. Where To Buy     Our...

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Cannabis Strain Review: ColdStone Chronic (Jealousy x DFI)

Cannabis Strain Review: ColdStone Chronic (Jealousy x DFI)

Update: at the time we wrote this, the Breeder had not named the strain. Since we published this blog article in Aug, 2022, the breeder has chosen a name for this strain: Coldstone Chronic. Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue The day we...

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Marijuana Strain Review: Icey Hott by Bulletproof Genetics

Marijuana Strain Review: Icey Hott by Bulletproof Genetics

Icey Hott is a heavy hitter in the realm of flavor and aroma. This strain is the fourth and final of the collaboration between Bulletproof Genetics and Dragon's Flame Genetics. All four of these strains involve Dragon Stash as the father, and a select female from...

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Strain Review: Crispy Crème by Bulletproof Genetics

Strain Review: Crispy Crème by Bulletproof Genetics

Continuing with our pheno hunt review of the Bulletproof Genetics x Dragon Stash breeding project, we now dive into one we have been saving: Crispy Crème. This one is heavy on flavor, and heavy on the eyes! For fans of pastries, cakes, and cookies strains. If you like...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Bulletproof Dragon

Cannabis Strain Review: Bulletproof Dragon

Disclaimer: Although this may induce thoughts of you being an all-powerful dragon, we can assure you, that you are just high… Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue The Lineage of Bulletproof Dragon: Whitemaster Stardawg x Dragon Stash...

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Strain Review: Flame Spitter by Bulletproof Genetics

Strain Review: Flame Spitter by Bulletproof Genetics

You might have turn up that air conditioning while you enjoy this one. We are bringing you the HEAT with this Flame Spitter! Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue How the Breeder, Bulletproof Genetics, created the Flame Spitter strain Flame...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Rainbows at Night

Cannabis Strain Review: Rainbows at Night

Need your nights to be a little more vibrant? We have you covered with Rainbows At Night! Bred by Sin City Seeds, this strain has the lineage for a power-packed flavorful experience. Let’s dive right in and discover what makes this one so special. Where To Buy     Our...

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Pheno Hunting: Bulletproof Genetics x Dragon’s Flame

Pheno Hunting: Bulletproof Genetics x Dragon’s Flame

Recently, we received an amazing gift in the mail. The masters at Bulletproof Genetics sent us a few dozen seeds of some new strains they had just finished breeding. They asked us to pheno hunt these seeds, find some winners, and publish the results. Umm, yes, please,...

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Marijuana Strain Review: Crescendo

Marijuana Strain Review: Crescendo

Have you ever WANTED to fold the laundry or do the dishes on your day off? No? Me either! But with this cultivar, all of these tedious tasks have the option to be the “Crescendo” of your day! We previously reviewed Crescendo in concentrate form as a hash rosin that we...

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Smokey Okie’s Strain Review: CherryWanna

Smokey Okie’s Strain Review: CherryWanna

The song “Sweet Cherry Pie” by Poison croons with the words “cherry pie, put a smile on your face that’s ten miles wide” with hair band metal as the accompanying music. This song is really reminiscent of one of our newest strains, CherryWanna. It’s sweet, but stanky....

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Smokey Okie’s Strain Review: Cakes and Cream

Smokey Okie’s Strain Review: Cakes and Cream

Cakes and cream. What could be better? Add weed to it, that’s how. And that’s what we have grown, with the help of our new strain seeds from In-House Genetics. Cakes 'N Cream is a net new strain to the Smokey Okie’s portfolio, and we couldn’t be more excited to share...

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If You Love Apple Fritter, You Need to Try Apple Tartz

If You Love Apple Fritter, You Need to Try Apple Tartz

There is a lot of innovation that happens in the world of cannabis. The science of cannabis breeding brings with it infinite possibilities in terms of flavors and smoking experiences. We have loved being able to bring unique cannabis strains to Oklahoma as the state’s...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Red Pop Runtz

Cannabis Strain Review: Red Pop Runtz

Just like our Emergen-C strain has an orange soda flavor, Red Pop Runtz is bringing in the strawberry/cherry-flavored soda to our line up. Not only is it visually stunning, but it packs a fun flavor and great smoking experience that will leave you hooked.  Let’s...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Emergen-C

Cannabis Strain Review: Emergen-C

We are excited to announce that we have some new strains coming your way that we specifically handpicked from our 2021 winter pheno hunt and will be available at participating dispensaries soon. Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue Our...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Knockout Runtz

Cannabis Strain Review: Knockout Runtz

Getting punched is not something most people ask for–unless you’re getting ready to smoke Knockout Runtz from Smokey Okie’s. Knockout Runtz comes from Exotic Genetix in Washington state; Exotic Mike is known for creating super frosty and glamorous cannabis strains,...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Banana Cake

Cannabis Strain Review: Banana Cake

It’s a battle of the bananas at Smokey Okie’s. We are excited to announce that we conducted a rather large pheno-hunt of Banana Cake seeds from one of our favorite breeders, In-House Genetics. Banana Cake is a limited release from In-House Genetics, so once these...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Lilac Diesel

Cannabis Strain Review: Lilac Diesel

If you’re looking for a marijuana strain with a little bit of everything, look no further than Lilac Diesel. It’s got a plethora of flavors and a well-balanced high that makes it the perfect smoke for daytime or any time that you want to feel relaxed, yet motivated,...

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Cannabis Strain Review: California Dream

Cannabis Strain Review: California Dream

At Smokey Okie’s, we are proud of our entire catalog of cannabis strains, and everything new that will be coming in the next few months (check out our Pheno-hunting videos on our YouTube channel to learn more!). One of our favorite parts of our job is to take our...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Divine Banana

Cannabis Strain Review: Divine Banana

One of our newest strains, Divine Banana, is going to take you on a sweet ride, with the flavor and smell of banana bread and a high you’ll love. To know if this strain is right for you, let’s start with the best way to understand a strain–by looking at its parents....

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Cannabis Strain Review: Kidney Punch

Cannabis Strain Review: Kidney Punch

Do you like Jolly Ranchers? Of course you do. We love strains that mix fruity flavors with earthy notes (see Lilac Diesel or Mango Sapphire) and Kidney Punch does just that, and like the name says, it packs a punch. It will give you the calmness and relaxation that...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Hindsight

Cannabis Strain Review: Hindsight

They say that Hindsight is 20/20, and this Hindsight cannabis strain was bred by Twenty20 genetics in the heart of Mendocino County, California. Smokey Okie’s has selected multiple strains from Twenty20 genetics because they are scrupulous in their genetics and create...

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Cannabis Strain Review: MMXX (20/20)

Cannabis Strain Review: MMXX (20/20)

Twenty20 Mendocino is a California based cannabis breeder, and MMXX (the Roman numeral for 20/20) is their namesake strain that speaks to the dank weed you are likely to find in the hills of Mendocino County, California.  When we select strains to grow at Smokey...

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Cannabis Strain Review: Divine Frost

Cannabis Strain Review: Divine Frost

At Smokey Okie’s, we are proud of our entire catalogue of cannabis strains, and excited for what is to come in 2022 (check out our Pheno-hunting videos on our YouTube channel to learn more!). But we also know that each strain is unique and special in its own way, so...

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High on Runtz: All the Runtz Strains at Smokey Okie’s

High on Runtz: All the Runtz Strains at Smokey Okie’s

The cannabis world is on fire for Runtz varieties right now. There are so many variations, so many fun flavors and so much hype surrounding the strain. Let’s unpack all the great aspects of Runtz, why people love them, how they have become such a strong trend, and...

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High on Runtz: All About Runtz Marijuana Strains

High on Runtz: All About Runtz Marijuana Strains

Welcome to a brand new series that will focus on the Runtz strains of marijuana. Right now, Runtz are extremely popular on the market and --love it or hate it--Runtz is having a moment. Runtz is a strain that marries well with many other strains and has a lot of...

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Marijuana Strain Review: Platinum Silk

Marijuana Strain Review: Platinum Silk

Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue Platinum Silk Cannabis Strain Description We have had an exciting start to fall at Smokey Okie’s Cannabis, including new flavors and strains available. Our menu is new and fresh each week with standard...

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Marijuana Strain Review: Jelly Breath

Marijuana Strain Review: Jelly Breath

Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue Jelly Breath Cannabis Strain Description We can’t stop talking about the new strains that have been harvested at Smokey Okie’s. We recently harvested our first clone purchase from BeLeaf, and we are...

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Cannabis Strain Profile: Big Drip

Cannabis Strain Profile: Big Drip

The Big Drip is full of flavor - berry, cream, some candy, a hint of orange cinnamon spice. The effects are sedating. This strain eases the muscles, relaxes the tension in your face, neck, shoulders, and most importantly, your brow where you carry the heavy load of...

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Exotic Cannabis Strain Profile: Platinum-Swabi-Punch

Exotic Cannabis Strain Profile: Platinum-Swabi-Punch

A unique cannabis strain descending from a rare Pakistani landrace with modern-day Platinum Punch to create the ultimate hybrid of "old meets new" for the cannabis connoisseur looking for something truly "exotic." Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our...

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Marijuana Strain Review: Tic Tax

Marijuana Strain Review: Tic Tax

Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue It’s a new month and another strain review from the Smokey Okie’s team of growers. In the August heat, we know that many smokers are looking for something that has a solid experience and is also...

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Marijuana Strain Profile: Tropical Runtz

Marijuana Strain Profile: Tropical Runtz

Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue Welcome to another month, and another weed strain profile. We are in the midst of summer and with that comes all the tropical and citrus varieties of marijuana that will deliver the flavor and the high...

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Marijuana Strain Profile: Hot Mess

Marijuana Strain Profile: Hot Mess

There are always new and exciting things happening at Smokey Okies, including new strains for our customers to try. We love experimenting and procuring new weed strains to deliver amazing taste, smell and experience for our partners and their customers. Where To Buy ...

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Marijuana Strain Profile: Prayer Pupil

Marijuana Strain Profile: Prayer Pupil

Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue We are committed to growing and developing new and innovative cannabis trains for our clients and customers. We love experimenting and testing new weed blends to find the best crosses that deliver...

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Sherbet Cookies Strain Review

Sherbet Cookies Strain Review

Where To Buy     Our Catalogue Where To Buy   Our Catalogue Looking for a connoisseur’s delight? We might have just found such a selection for you. Welcome to the Smokey Okies Cannabis blog where we discuss all things related to the examination and enjoyment of...

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Mango Sapphire Strain

Mango Sapphire Strain

At Smokey Okies, we offer a variety of products. Mango Sapphire Strain is one of our most popular strains due to its unique flavor and ability to leave users with the relaxing body high they desire. So what exactly is the Mango Sapphire Strain? Keep reading to learn...

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Summer Strain: Apple Tartz

Summer Strain: Apple Tartz

At Smokey Okies, we like to change with the seasons. Sure, we have some house favorites that we run year long, but for the most part, we change things up to keep our menu fresh. We also like to ensure that our dispensary customers have new stock, so they can keep...

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